Kettle

It so happens son that as you asked me to do a blog about a kettle I had just interrogated ours about what Susan had been saying the night before about the lady over the road and her men friends. The kettle had heard from her son who had been talking in our kitchen only last week with Zoe that the new man in her life was very nice and treated her like a queen, buying her gifts and had already taken her out for a couple of meals, and was planning on taking her on holiday. So you see son our kettle has got it’s usage, not only does it boil water and steam of stamps but it also talks and listens when it wants to. Imagine what you could listen to if you were placed in the right place at the right time, most kettles are in a kitchens or office type environments, a lot could be heard. People relax when they get a brew and seem to talk more after a coffee or a tea. Imagine the tea- room of MI5 or the teas maid in the bedroom at home or the hotel. If the kettle could see as well, what a sight it could see. Kettles have populated half the planet already and could take over the entire planet if not for the want of electricity although battery operated (cigar lighter sockets) also becoming popular as people picnic more than ever. So as you can see the kettle is not a laughable item and I hope your challenge of writing a blog about a kettle has been satisfied.

Andy